The angular, beady eyes suggest pure evil. The black clothing shows a fondness for the shadows. And the football shaped head suggests…well…they’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

A 360 degree view of EVIL!

As you can see from this model sheet, Dave has a perfectly conditioned body thanks to his “herbivore” lifestyle, which requires a strict regiment of sitting on the sofa for 12 hours a day, a diet of crunchy salty snacks, and of course deep, cardiovascular breathing exercises.

When you see Lachlan from every angle, it leaves no doubt as to why the ladies love him.  What a sexy beast!  The mask doesn’t hurt either, as women love a man of mystery…with a command of the deadly arts.

A Scottish Ninja is a lean, mean fighting machine!  Cut and rock-hard from every angle, thanks to a lifetime of training and dedication to the trinity of Scottish martial arts (ale, whiskey and scotch).  They are intimidating from all sides and  Finn is no exception.