A well liquored Scot wandered the seaside, discovered a mysterious bottle and drank its contents.

Unbeknownst to him, it contained the trapped spirit of an ancient Japanese warrior!

Now with two spirits, the way of the Scottish Ninja was born!

He adopted three young orphaned lads to train in the ancient ways.

Now grown, they are sent to America to find their place in the world.

Once there, people soon learn that the Scottish Ninja’s American dream is evil’s worst nightmare!

Kill Bill Vol.1…

Braveheart…

and Southpark…

all mixed together into a tasty haggis of hacking, hewing and hilarity!