A 360 degree view of EVIL!

Chuckles Hexson was a once famous actor staring in such block buster classics as “Burning Building” and “Monkey Planet Gone Calypso”.  Now he is a wealthy, old hermit obsessed with guns.  He considers all his guns to be his mistresses and has given each a name and personality.  Now calling himself “The Executioner”, he plans to rid the world of the weak and unrighteous, whom he literally sees as apes.  But don’t let his madness fool you.  He is a very cunning warrior and will use all sorts of tricks to avoid the law, such as his fame and wealth, or faking Alzheimer’s.

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As you can see from this model sheet, Dave has a perfectly conditioned body thanks to his “herbivore” lifestyle, which requires a strict regiment of sitting on the sofa for 12 hours a day, a diet of crunchy salty snacks, and of course deep, cardiovascular breathing exercises.

Stoner Dave, as he is known, is exactly as the name implies.  He is also the roommate of the Scottish Ninjas.  Even though he has a job as a bike messenger, he rarely seems to be at it.  Most of his day is spent watching TV, while eating Cheez-Toes.  Due to his foggy condition, he is oblivious to the world around him.  He has no idea that his roommates are ninjas, or even that they are Scottish!  He is blissfully unaware of the danger that his roommate’s line of work might put him in.